YOUR HOOKS ARE DEAD. 90% of your post’s success dies here. Hooks aren’t luck. They’re neurological warfare. What if your hooks could FORCE the scroll to stop? I’VE DISSECTED EVERY HOOK STYLE: → Long vs. short. → Stats vs. stories. → Quotes vs. chaos. THESE 5 FORMULAS NEVER LOSE: 1. “How I…” (“How I turned 3 followers into 30,000 without a ‘personal brand’.”) 2. “How To…” (“How to murder boring hooks in 7 seconds.”) 3. “Story Openers” (“I deleted LinkedIn. 24 hours later, THIS blew up…”) 4. “Quote + Contradiction” (“Einstein said ‘imagination rules.’ He was wrong. Here’s why.”) 5. “Stat Shock” (“97% of you will fail here. Be the 3%.”) 💣 20 POWER WORDS TO STEAL: → Fear/Urgency: “Danger,” “Stop,” “Final Warning” → Authority: “Hacked,” “10X,” “Forbidden” → Curiosity: “Secret,” “Lies,” “Stolen” 🚨 FORMATTING CHEAT CODES (NO “SEE MORE” HELL): → Spacing: [Line] [GAP] [Line] >>> [Line] [Line] [Line] → Mobile Magic: Line 1 & 2: ≤62 characters (fits the scroll!) Line 3: ≤50 characters (no spillover!) → K.I.S.S.: No emojis. No bold. Pure, dripping curiosity. 🎁 BONUS WAR CHEST: → 10 DONE-FOR-YOU TEMPLATES (e.g., “The dirty secret [your industry] doesn’t want you to know…”) → 7 HOOK ASSASSINS to stalk (steal from Justin Welsh, Kieran Drew, etc.) 🚨 PS: Organic growth isn’t dead. BORING CREATORS ARE. Use these or rot in the algorithm’s basement. 👇 COMMENT “ZOMBIE” AND I’LL SLIDE YOU THE FREE PDF. (Or stalk Yaser for daily fire.) 💣 PPS: If writing hooks feels like pulling teeth… I weaponize Depost AI to spit 5 viral hooks in 1 click (link in hell… I mean comments). 👇 “REVIVE ME” FOR THE CHEAT SHEET. SAVE. TAG. REPOST. ♻️ Reshare if you’re done being ignored. --- 🔥 Want the 5-second hook hack? I’m in your comments. (Hi.) ⚠️ WARNING: This post self-destructs in 24 hours. (Just kidding. But FOMO works.) Strategic chaos beats perfection. Always. Go break some rules. ---How’d I hook you?